Friday, December 28, 2012

cute Story :



BOY: I need someone
to talk u..
GiRL: I'm always here
for u.. ♥
BOY: I know...
GiRL: Whats wrong?
BOY: I like her so much..
GiRL: Talk to her..
BOY: I dont know..
she'll never like me..
GiRL: Dont say that., u're amazing...
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I
feel ..
GiRL: Then tell her..
BOY: She wont like
me..
GiRL: How do u know that?
BOY: I can just tell..
GiRL: Well just tell her..
BOY: What should I say?
GiRL: Tell her how much u like
her..
BOY: I tell her that daily..
GiRL: What u mean?
BOY: I'm always with her... I love
her...
GiRL: I know how u feel...
I have the same problem.. But he'll never like me...
BOY: Wait. Who do u like??
GiRL: Ooh some Boy...
BOY: Ooh she wont like me
either...
GiRL: She does..
BOY: How do u know..?
GiRL: Because, who wouldnt like
u?
BOY: u..
GiRL: u're wrong.
I love u...
BOY: I love u too..
GiRL: .. so are u going to talk to
her?
BOY: I just did...♥

Tuesday, December 25, 2012


╰☆╮One day, I’ll leave the world and never come back.
╰☆╮You will cry when you will see my id.
╰☆╮You will miss me when you sit alone, won’t be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again.
╰☆╮There will be no more Me to Irritate, Tease, Make you laugh, and say sorry stupidly.
╰☆╮Tears might flow out of eyes, But i W’ll be gone, long and forever.
╰☆╮So Enjoy My silly stupid Company as much before I Close my eyes forever.

When I'm Alone,
I Think Of So Many
Things To Say To You,
But When
I Have A Chance To Tell
You,
I Go Speechless. . . ♥♥

Boy: Can I hold Your Hand..?

Girl: No...

Boy: Why so...!

Girl: Because.. It Hurts when You Leave
It.. ♥
Boy: don't worry
I will never leave it,as long as i live. ♥

Saturday, December 22, 2012

WHAT TYPE OF FRUIT ARE YOU?


1. MANGO - Happily married
2. ORANGE - Single and searching
3. LEMON - Having a sex partner no strings attached
4. STRAWBERRY - In a relationship but in love with someone else
5. PEAR - Still in love with your ex
6. CHERRY - In a relationship for wrong reason you just don't know why you still with the person
7. GRAPE - Single and happy
8. PINEAPPLE - Just like the person, nothing serious at all
9. BANANA - In a relationship with the person you love, the love of your life !!!

What Are The Top Lies Men Tell Women?


You're the Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen

No, you're not. He might honestly think you are beautiful, but he's seen someone more beautiful if he's seen any TV or movies. But this is an innocent white lie meant to make you feel good, so let's give him a pass on this one.

We’ll Talk About It Later

This is usually code for "I don't want to talk about it ever." He's hoping that by the time that "later" comes around you will have forgotten about the subject, or at least won't be as angry.

I Love Your Cooking

This is another one of those white lies that men tell women to spare their feelings. Imagine what would happen if a man told you that the dinner you made tasted horrible. Aren't you glad most men lie about this now?

I Never Think of/Look at Other Women

Let's face it, men are instinctual creatures and they are going to look at and think about other women sometimes. It doesn't mean they don't love you and aren't devoted to you only. But if they see a woman with big breasts walk by, it isalmost impossible for them not to at least glance at them. Try not to give your man a hard time about this unless he stares and drools.

I Don’t Watch Porn

Almost all men watch porn of some sort, so if your man tells you that he never watches it, chances are he is lying. Again, just because he watches porn doesn't mean that you aren't enough for him. It is a natural act that most men do. As long as it is only an occasional thing that isn't running his life or your sex life, give him a break and don't make him feel bad.

No, You Don't Look Fat

Women, you are just asking your men to lie to you about this one. You try on an outfit and you ask your man if it makes you look fat. What else is the man to do but say "no," whether it is a lie or not? How would you react if he actually told you the truth?

I’ll Call You

Men who frequent clubs or similar venues might use this lie a lot because it's easier and seems nicer than just turning the girl down to her face. This one is also used after what the man believes to be a one night stand when it is clear the woman doesn't have the same idea. Rest assured she will soon figure that out when the poor woman never receives that call
.Man with face in his hands

I Love You

Some players will even go so far as to lie about loving a woman just to get her into bed. This isn't to say that all men who say they love you are lying to get you in the sack, but there are some despicable cads out there who will sink this low just for some sex, so be careful ladies!

My Phone Was on Silent

While this is of course a possible reason for why they didn't answer your call, many men use this excuse for simply ignoring your call because they don't want to talk to you. This doesn't mean they don't like you, but men don't like to chat as much as women do. If you call when they are busy playing video games online or watching the big sports game, they simply can't be interrupted to answer a phone call!

I'm Sorry

Often a man will realize that an argument will never end unless he says he's sorry, whether he means it or not and whether he intends to change his behavior in the future or not. To them the word may be meaningless and simply a way to end the argument so they can get on with their lives. Unfortunately, you ladies have the task of determining if a man is actually sorry or just wants to go play Call of Duty.

What Are The Top Lies Women Tell Men?


I Weigh This Much

Most women are self conscious about their weight, whether it is warranted or not. Our society puts too much importance on weighing a certain amount or fitting into a certain size and women feel inadequate as a result. Therefore it is very common for women to lie about their weight knowing there is no way anyone can know the real truth. What they don't realize is that most men don't really care and if they did, would you really want to be with that man anyway?


I Have Had This Many Sexual Partners

Women have been known to lie about having both more sexual partners if they haven't been with many, and about having less if they have a particularly long list. Women might especially lower their number if they find that their boyfriend has a much smaller number, so as to not seem like a slut and to spare him from embarrassment.

I'll Be Ready in a Minute

I'll be ready in a minute almost always translates to at least 5 to 15 minutes. Women take longer to get ready than men because they have more to do, for example:
  • Makeup
  • Hair
  • Complicated outfits
  • Shoe choices
The sooner you realize that a "minute" isn't really a minute in this situation, you can stop fighting and relax while she finished getting ready.

That Sex Was Great

Sex isn't always going to be great for the woman, and it isn't necessarily your fault. Women don't orgasm nearly as easily as men do, so if this happens they will probably just lie and say it was great to spare your feelings.

I'm Not Mad at You

Many women will tell this lie simply to avoid a fight or after a fight has ended and they haven't yet had enough cool off time to stop hating you yet. You might want to give her some time and space if you think your woman is telling you this lie.

I've Got a Headache

Let's face it, most men want sex more often than women do. If women kept turning men down every time they weren't in the mood, then men would start to get a complex. So every once in a while a woman might fake a headache to get out of sex when she just isn't in the mood. Women really do get headaches sometimes though guys, so don't always assume your girl is lying just because she says she has a headache!

It Was On Sale

Women will often lie about how much they spend while shopping to avoid making their boyfriends or husbands mad. These lies include:
  • "It was on sale."
  • "It wasn't that expensive."
  • "I've had this forever but I just never wore it."
Fully expect women to use these sneaky methods to attempt to hide a new purchase. Women love to buy things, so get a little suspicious when you hear these phrases.

This is Just What I Wanted

If you give her a present she hates, most women will smile and say they love it. But isn't that more desirable than the truth? Who wants someone to open their present, say they hate it, and ask for a return receipt? What a way to ruin a birthday, anniversary or holiday!

I Don't Mind if You Look at Other Women

Some women might say this just so they don't seem overly jealous and crazy, but it is almost always a lie. Women want you to have eyes for them only. So if your woman tells you this, don't fall for it. It's a trap!

I'm Fine

This is probably the biggest and most common lie that women tell. A woman is clearly upset about something, yet when confronted about it, she proclaims that she is fine. This is usually a test to see of the man can tell that they are indeed not fine. God help you if you fail this test.

Monday, December 17, 2012


♥♥...When I Talk To You ,
I Know The Meaning 0f
Understanding...♥♥


♥♥...When I Laugh With You ,
I Know The Meaning 0f
Happiness...♥♥


♥♥...When I Miss You ,
I Know The Meaning 0f
loneliness ...♥♥


And


♥♥...Whenever I'm With You ,
I Know The Meaning 0f Love...♥♥
--  :)

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Sooo I got challenged. .__.
Like my status and I shall tell you

WHAT CAUGHT MY EYE ?
[] Your butt

[] Your eyes
[] Your lips
[] Your hair
[] Your body
[] Your personality
[] Your smile
[] Just you in general
[] Nothing..
[] I don't know
[] Your height

YOU'RE A:
[]Bestfriend
[]Friend
[]Boo!
[]Crush
[]Stranger
[]Nothing, I don't like you lol

WOULD I DATE YOU ?
[] Hell yeah!
[] Already did.
[] Nah.
[] Maybe...
[] If you asked me.
[] I don't know ..

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU.
[]Kick you out
[]Screaaam
[]Cuddle
[]Smash!
[]Chill.
[]Go back To Sleep..
[] Make you Breakfast!

IF WE GOT MARRIED:
[] I'd divorce you
[] Have your kids :$
[] Have fun!
[] Be faithful.
[] Kill you in your sleep
[] Nah we wouldn't..

YOU SHOULD:
[] Be mine
[] Make this your status so I can like it
[] Give Me Your Number!
[] Stop being a stranger.

DO I CHALLENGE YOU TO PUT THIS AS YOUR STATUS?
[] yes
[] no

Friday, December 14, 2012

After 8 m0nths of break up....!
I found a msg in my inbox...
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote.... Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....

.
.
My first expression after reading dat.....
was shocking.....
.
.
The girl.....
whom i never want 2 remember.....
Has messaged me......!
.
Whole past get splashed inside my mind
The time....We had spent 2gether.....
.
That time....
Whn we dreamt of our beautiful future. . :'( :'(
.
The time......
whn she said me,
Baby......we ll prove dis world.....that true love
really exists.......:' (
.
I just started crying.....by remembering
that.....:'(
and suddenly i go pass by her profile......,
.
There i saw......
Her status.....
It was written that..
''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....:'(
.
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved that guy vry
much....
.
.
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......:'(
but, now the time had changed....:'(
.
.
My hand went to keyboard..:'(
fingers on the keys.....
.
.
I wrote.....
.
Umm, nyc 2 see u happy with him.....!
.
.
With smiling smiley......
.
And give her blessings...For her relation...
she too wanted 2 say smthing.....!
.
.
But i knw.........I shud escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our past splashes her new
relation,
.
I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie.....
.
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first preference :'(
.
Yes ., my heart still beats 4 u.... ♥

Saturday, December 8, 2012

A famous Inspirational speaker said:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."

Audience was in shock & silence.


He added:

"She was my mother"

A big round of applause & laughter

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.. :P

Thursday, December 6, 2012

15 Ways To Keep A Relationship Working...MUST READ...

1. Love each other
2. Don’t lie
3. Keep communication open
4. Stay sweet
5. When you get hurt just forgive and forget
6. Never talk about break-ups
7. Never say it’s okay even when it’s not
8. Forget about “pride”
9. If you say sorry mean it
10. Don’t compare your past with your present
11. Don’t talk about your stupid ex’s
12. Give and take process
13. Beware of his/her feelings
14. When you had a fight, don’t let the day pass
15. Don’t be the perfect one, be the right one

I have learned....

I have learned....
I came alone and I have to go
alone....
I learned....
People are with you when they
need you.... Not Otherwise....
I learned....
Extra care of anyone by you will
ultimately bring a blame to your
ownself.....Not Appreciation... .
I learned....
A simple Lie of your close one can break
you more than anything...
I learned....
Its very hard to weep alone when there is
no shoulder to support you....
I learned....
Help people but not upto the
point beyond your dignity....
Ultimately, I learned....
Love yourself and Love people but only if
you can do it without
EXPECTATIONS... !!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

I have learned....
I came alone and I have to go
alone....
I learned....
People are with you when they
need you.... Not Otherwise....
I learned....
Extra care of anyone by you will
ultimately bring a blame to your
ownself.....Not Appreciation... .
I learned....
A simple Lie of your close one can break
you more than anything...
I learned....
Its very hard to weep alone when there is
no shoulder to support you....
I learned....
Help people but not upto the
point beyond your dignity....
Ultimately, I learned....
Love yourself and Love people but only if
you can do it without
EXPECTATIONS... !!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Laughter is strongly Prohibited in Islam at 6 places:


1. In A Graveyard
2. At A Funeral
3. In An Assembly Of Ulma's
4. During Reciting The Holy Qura'an
5. In A Mosque
6. During Azaan

** Possibly there will be many brothers and sisters who do this prohibited thing. YOUR ONE *SHARE* WILL STOP THEM DOING THIS BAD THING.