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types of gals


HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything
about you. FOREVER!

 ...
RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she
turns around

 WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a
thing right, but no one can live without her.

 SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but
at least she's fun

 INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access
SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her

 MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things
look beautiful

 PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and
faster.

 EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9
are nonsense.

 VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes
when you are not expecting her, installs herself
and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but
if don't uninstall her - you will lose
everything...

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