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Interesting Story

ali wanted to have s#x with a grl on his office, but she belonged to someone else.. one day, ali got frustrated that and went, and said her "i ll give u a rf10000 if u let me screw u". but the grl said NO. ali said, "I ll be v fast. i ll throw the money on the floor, u bend down, and i ll be finished by the time u pick it up." she thought for a moment nd said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.. so she called her BF and told him the story. her BF says, "ask him for rf20000, pick up the money v fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." so she agrees and accepts the proposal. half an hour goes by, and the BF is waiting for his GF to call. finally, after 45minutes, the BF calls and asks what heppened? she responded, "the idiot used coins!"

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