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What Is a Kiss..?? :* :v

In Maths:- Kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips ... ;) In Biology:- kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another. In chemistry:- kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips. In Physics:- It is a process to charging a human body ... ;) In Computer:- Kiss is a local area network in Which two bodies are Connected without a data cable.. In Economics:- Kiss is a process in which Demand is higher than supply !! :D (y)
Girl: I have to tell you something… Boy:What? Girl: I really like you. And I… I think I’mfalling in love with you. Boy: Ok… Girl: What do you mean “ok”? Boy: I don’t like you like that… Girl: Why not? Boy: I can’t tell you… maybe another time… From then on, the girl kept asking the boy “Why not?” whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of “I’ll tell you later.” Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I’m tired of this! Tell me why you don’t like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It’s because you’re ugly! What’s the pointof going out with someone when they’re not pretty?! Girl: But… I… Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! "The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.." Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart♥ I want you to go home, ok? I’ll be home from work in a few hours.. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too,

After an arguement..

After an arguement.. Girl: Boy: Hug Girl: Your fault Boy: No yours. Girl: Boy: ok sorry Baby.. Girl: its ok Boy: Don't be sad... *mmwwaaahhh* Girl: Ok Boy: Smile Naa and don't fight again.. Girl: Ok Boy:* 10 minutes later* Girl: U dont luv me... Boy: what :> Girl: I hate you.. Boy: I hate you more.... :X 2 seconds later* Girl: I love you.. Boy: Love you forever... Girl: I will fight with you till my last breath... Conclusion- You argue with the one and hurt the person whom you love a lot... It never stops...N that's the beauty of it. . . .

Who is a GIRL ?

Who is a GIRL ??? A GIRL is the most beautiful part of ALLAH's creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother / Sister ... Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. She sacrifices her Comfort and desires for her In-Laws. She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain. And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness. She is that creature of God who no one can compete. Masha Allah sisters ♥

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE.. . . . . Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world except Mother.. . . Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends.. . Truth no. 3 : people do not like good thoughts they like good looks.. . . Truth no 4 : people respect the money not the person.. . . Truth no 5 : the person you love the most, will hurt you the most.... !!!!

So true...

A Girl... No matter how many times she denies it.. she will always remember every detail, every moment, every piece of memories you have left For her... No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.

Why I Love You

You give to me hope And help me to cope When life pulls me down You bring me around You teach me to care And help me to share You make me honest With kindness the best From you I learned love With grace from above It's for you I live And I want to give You are the reason That fills each season When I hear love I think of you You are my world and best friend too I love you because you are so kind, thoughtful and caring I love you because you are so pleasant, lovely and sharing You made me the man I am Thank you

Soccer Love Letter

Soccer Love Letter << ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>> - Forward me and motivate me like the way messi play as a forward to Bercelona. - Keep me in center and inspire me like the way Cristiano Ronaldo play's to Real Madrid. - Defend me and protect me like the way John Terry Play's to Chelsea. - Guide me, hug me tightly and hold your arms around me like the way Iker Casillas guide the goal of Real Madrid. - Manage me and advice me like the way Alex Ferguson manage, couch and advices to Manchester United. << ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>>

15 Questions you want to ask on your Dates -- but Don't.......

1. Were you disappointed or excited when you first saw me? 2. Are you mentally unstable? (Alternative phrasing: Is anyone in your family koo-koo for cocoa puffs?) 3. Do you share food? 4. How many pairs of shoes do you own, and which pair do you wear the most? 5. How often do you think you'd be giving me massages? 6. Are you doing your dream job -- and do you care? 7. How many girls have you hooked up with this year? 8. Does anyone else think they're dating you right now? 9. What's the most common thing you've heard when girls see you naked for the first time? 10. Why did your last relationship really end? 11. How many exes are you still in touch with? 12. How do you fight? 13. When I say the word "marriage," what do you think? 14. What percentage of the time do you think your pee actually hits the toilet water? 15. How soon would you be open to kids, and do you even want children?
♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥ Five Lovable Words- "I am alone without you". Four Pleasant Words- "I care for you". Three Sweet Words- "I like you". Two Special Words- "Miss You". One Important Word- "YOU" ♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥

WORDS IN LOVE

WORDS IN LOVE -  The sun wouldn't be Red, the sea wouldn't be blue, the stars wouldn't be bright, I wouldn't be happy without you. - If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest. - If loving you is a crime. I'd like to be jailed for my whole life, in your heart - I love three things ! the sun , the moon and you ! the sun for the day , the moon for the night and you forever. - I would cry million tears & walk a million miles just to be with you - I Love thee, I love but thee. With a love that shall not die. Till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old. - the worst feeling is not being lonely . it's being forgotten by someone you could not forget. - If you have 1000 years of age, I just want to have 999 years and 364 days, so I never have to live a day without you. - Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without. - Today I caught myself smiling for no rea

Why do married people have affairs?

Being married and having an affair with some one is so bad. But in my view for this this to be happen their should be only two reasons. One is not getting care, love, respect sex and so on from the married spouse. Another reason is that he/she has the habit of always tasting new ones. As long as love is like a falling river when ever touches an obstacle it finds many paths. like wise when we are married and living in that life if you are not getting that much love from your spouse than he / she will miss that every day. at the same time if some one else is giving more love and care than it automatically changes his/her mind and falls on that one. In my research this is the main factor that married people have affairs with others. Lets talk about sex. If your heart is not fulfilled with sex in your married life you will really get bored. some times you feel that youl are throwing a rope in to the sea. In my studies, as well as others, people in sexless marriages report that they are m

I am...

I am breathless I am lifeless I am lost in my own skin My days know no beginning Nor do they know an end I am fragile I am vulnerable I am lost in my own mind My dreams take me to places My heart may never find I am wishful I am hopeful I am lost in my own fate My heart holds out hope That soon your mind will change I am waiting I am anticipating I am lost inside the past My love holds out hope That you’ll someday find your way back.

Interesting Story

ali wanted to have s#x with a grl on his office, but she belonged to someone else.. one day, ali got frustrated that and went, and said her "i ll give u a rf10000 if u let me screw u". but the grl said NO. ali said, "I ll be v fast. i ll throw the money on the floor, u bend down, and i ll be finished by the time u pick it up." she thought for a moment nd said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.. so she called her BF and told him the story. her BF says, "ask him for rf20000, pick up the money v fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." so she agrees and accepts the proposal. half an hour goes by, and the BF is waiting for his GF to call. finally, after 45minutes, the BF calls and asks what heppened? she responded, "the idiot used coins!"

7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT AGAINST A WOMAN.

1. Don't beat her 2. Don't verbally abuse her 3. Don't disrespect her 4. Don't make her feel unloved 5. Don't Rape her 6. Don't cheat on her 7. Don't ignore her Love Languages. - Give her kindness, she'll give u LOVE. - Give her smiles, she'll give u LAUGHTER. - Give her your heart, she'll give u her LIFE. - Give her a house, she'll give u a HOME. - Give her an idea, she will give you a PLAN. - Give her sperm, she'll give u BABIES. - Treat Her Like a Queen, She'll make u a KING. - Love her, and she'll SUBMIT herself! - Sin against her and She will make your life MISERABLE. Good measure, pressed down and Running over she will send your soul to hell. #FACT

Kolaveri Di

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