Thursday, June 27, 2013

What Is a Kiss..?? :* :v


In Maths:- Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips ... ;)

In Biology:- kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.

In chemistry:- kiss is a process of
testing the ph of the lips.

In Physics:- It is a process to charging
a human body ... ;)

In Computer:- Kiss is a local area
network in Which two bodies are
Connected without a data cable..

In Economics:- Kiss is a process in
which Demand is higher than supply !! :D (y)














Girl: I have to tell you something…
Boy:What?
Girl: I really like you. And I… I think I’mfalling
in love
with you.
Boy: Ok…
Girl: What do you mean “ok”?
Boy: I don’t like you like that…
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can’t tell you… maybe another time…
From then on, the girl kept asking the boy
“Why not?”
whenever she saw him,
and he kept answering the same answer of
“I’ll tell you later.” Finally
the girl got fed up.
Girl: I’m tired of this! Tell me why you don’t
like
me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: It’s because you’re ugly! What’s the
pointof
going out
with someone
when they’re not pretty?!
Girl: But… I…
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
"The boy leaves and
the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart
out.
Then her cell phone rings.."
Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart♥ I want you to go home,
ok? I’ll be home from
work in a few hours..
Girl: Alright Mom.
Mom: I love you.
Girl: I love you too, Mom.
Mom: Bye Bye.
Girl: Bye
"The girl heads home and once she got there,
she went in the
bathroom and
looked at herself in the mirror.."
Girl: I’m not pretty enough…
"She set to work, knowing fully well what she
was going to do.
2 hours later,
her Mom came home and heard the bath water
running. She went
upstairs to
find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the
door.."
Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
"She opened the door and was shocked at the
site..
The bath was overflowing
onto the floor, and the water was tinted red.
She walked over
to see what
was inside and screamed. There, her little girl
was lying
with cuts all over
her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away
and was going to run
to call the
police when something caught her eye.
On the mirror, am I
pretty enough
now?.."
No one deserves to be told that by someone
they love. If you
find it
messed up then forward this to everyone
youknow.
A person’s appearance doesn’t count. What
counts is their heart inside
of them and their personality. No one wants to
be told they’re
not good enough…!!
Thumbs up if u like it.....!!!!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

After an arguement..

After an arguement..

Girl:

Boy: Hug
Girl: Your fault
Boy: No yours.
Girl:
Boy: ok sorry Baby..
Girl: its ok

Boy: Don't be sad...
*mmwwaaahhh*
Girl: Ok
Boy: Smile Naa and don't fight
again..
Girl: Ok

Boy:*
10 minutes later*
Girl: U dont luv me...
Boy: what :>
Girl: I hate you..
Boy: I hate you more.... :X

2 seconds later*
Girl: I love you..
Boy: Love you forever...
Girl: I will fight with you till my last
breath...

Conclusion- You argue with the
one and hurt the person whom
you love a lot...
It never stops...N that's the beauty
of it. . . .

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Who is a GIRL ?

Who is a GIRL ???

A GIRL is the most beautiful part of ALLAH's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother / Sister ...
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. She sacrifices her Comfort and desires for her In-Laws.
She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain.
And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
She is that creature of God who no one can compete.
Masha Allah sisters ♥

Friday, June 21, 2013

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..
.
.
.
.
Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world except Mother..
.
.
Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends..
.
Truth no. 3 : people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..
.
.
Truth no 4 : people respect the money not the person..
.
.
Truth no 5 : the person you love the most, will hurt you the most.... !!!!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

So true...

A Girl... No matter how
many times she
denies it..
she will
always remember
every detail, every
moment, every piece
of memories you have
left For her... 

No matter how much
she tries to forget, it
will always be there.

A Girl... No matter how
many times she
denies it..
she will
always remember
every detail, every
moment, every piece
of memories you have
left For her...

No matter how much
she tries to forget, it
will always be there.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Why I Love You

You give to me hope
And help me to cope
When life pulls me down
You bring me around

You teach me to care
And help me to share
You make me honest
With kindness the best

From you I learned love
With grace from above
It's for you I live
And I want to give

You are the reason
That fills each season
When I hear love I think of you
You are my world and best friend too

I love you because you are so kind, thoughtful and caring
I love you because you are so pleasant, lovely and sharing

You made me the man I am
Thank you
Why I Love You

You give to me hope
And help me to cope
When life pulls me down
You bring me around

You teach me to care
And help me to share
You make me honest
With kindness the best

From you I learned love
With grace from above
It's for you I live
And I want to give

You are the reason
That fills each season
When I hear love I think of you
You are my world and best friend too

I love you because you are so kind, thoughtful and caring
I love you because you are so pleasant, lovely and sharing

You made me the man I am
Thank you

Soccer Love Letter

Soccer Love Letter
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- Forward me and motivate me like the way messi play as a forward to Bercelona.
- Keep me in center and inspire me like the way Cristiano Ronaldo play's to Real Madrid.
- Defend me and protect me like the way John Terry Play's to Chelsea.
- Guide me, hug me tightly and hold your arms around me like the way Iker Casillas guide the goal of Real Madrid.
- Manage me and advice me like the way Alex Ferguson manage, couch and advices to Manchester United.
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Soccer Love Letter
<< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>>
- Forward me and motivate me like the way messi play as a forward to Bercelona.
- Keep me in center and inspire me like the way Cristiano Ronaldo play's to Real Madrid.
- Defend me and protect me like the way John Terry Play's to Chelsea.
- Guide me, hug me tightly and hold your arms around me like the way Iker Casillas guide the goal of Real Madrid.
- Manage me and advice me like the way Alex Ferguson manage, couch and advices to Manchester United.
<< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>><< ♥ ♥>>

15 Questions you want to ask on your Dates -- but Don't.......


1. Were you disappointed or excited when you first saw me?
2. Are you mentally unstable? (Alternative phrasing: Is anyone in your family koo-koo for cocoa puffs?)
3. Do you share food?
4. How many pairs of shoes do you own, and which pair do you wear the most?
5. How often do you think you'd be giving me massages?
6. Are you doing your dream job -- and do you care?
7. How many girls have you hooked up with this year?
8. Does anyone else think they're dating you right now?
9. What's the most common thing you've heard when girls see you naked for the first time?
10. Why did your last relationship really end?
11. How many exes are you still in touch with?
12. How do you fight?
13. When I say the word "marriage," what do you think?
14. What percentage of the time do you think your pee actually hits the toilet water?
15. How soon would you be open to kids, and do you even want children?
15 Questions you want to ask on your Dates -- but Don't.......

1. Were you disappointed or excited when you first saw me? 
2. Are you mentally unstable? (Alternative phrasing: Is anyone in your family koo-koo for cocoa puffs?) 
3. Do you share food? 
4. How many pairs of shoes do you own, and which pair do you wear the most?
5. How often do you think you'd be giving me massages? 
6. Are you doing your dream job -- and do you care? 
7. How many girls have you hooked up with this year? 
8. Does anyone else think they're dating you right now? 
9. What's the most common thing you've heard when girls see you naked for the first time? 
10. Why did your last relationship really end? 
11. How many exes are you still in touch with? 
12. How do you fight? 
13. When I say the word "marriage," what do you think? 
14. What percentage of the time do you think your pee actually hits the toilet water? 
15. How soon would you be open to kids, and do you even want children?
♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥
Five Lovable Words- "I am alone without you".
Four Pleasant Words- "I care for you".
Three Sweet Words- "I like you".
Two Special Words- "Miss You".
One Important Word- "YOU"
♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥
♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥
Five Lovable Words- "I am alone without you".
Four Pleasant Words- "I care for you".
Three Sweet Words- "I like you".
Two Special Words- "Miss You".
One Important Word- "YOU" 
♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥♪♫•*¨♥ ♥¨*•♫♪ ♥ !! ♥

WORDS IN LOVE

  • WORDS IN LOVE

The sun wouldn't be Red, the sea wouldn't be blue, the stars wouldn't be bright, I wouldn't be happy without you.

- If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest.

- If loving you is a crime. I'd like to be jailed for my whole life, in your heart

- I love three things ! the sun , the moon and you ! the sun for the day , the moon for the night and you forever.

- I would cry million tears & walk a million miles just to be with you

- I Love thee, I love but thee. With a love that shall not die. Till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old.

- the worst feeling is not being lonely . it's being forgotten by someone you could not forget.

- If you have 1000 years of age, I just want to have 999 years and 364 days, so I never have to live a day without you.

- Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without.

- Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you.

- If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

- Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

- If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!

- When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

- If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you.

- You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life.

- Loving someone doesnt need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its not called "Love"... its called "Like". 

Why do married people have affairs?

Being married and having an affair with some one is so bad. But in my view for this this to be happen their should be only two reasons. One is not getting care, love, respect sex and so on from the married spouse. Another reason is that he/she has the habit of always tasting new ones.

As long as love is like a falling river when ever touches an obstacle it finds many paths. like wise when we are married and living in that life if you are not getting that much love from your spouse than he / she will miss that every day. at the same time if some one else is giving more love and care than it automatically changes his/her mind and falls on that one. In my research this is the main factor that married people have affairs with others.

Lets talk about sex. If your heart is not fulfilled with sex in your married life you will really get bored. some times you feel that youl are throwing a rope in to the sea. In my studies, as well as others, people in sexless marriages report that they are more likely to have considered divorce, and that they are less happy in their marriages.

Some of our former respondents have kept in touch with me, and the happiest ones are actually those that have moved on to other partners. It may be that lack of sex is a signal that all intimacy in a marriage is over, and that both would be happier in other situations.

In sum, these situations are just so complicated. Each couple has to examine their specific histories, their motivations and goals, and whether it is worth it to them to work on putting sex back in the marriage. It can be a difficult task and require that people take emotional and physical steps that aren’t comfortable for them.
Why do married people have affairs?

Being married and having an affair with some one is so bad. But in my view for this this to be happen their should be only two reasons. One is not getting care, love, respect sex and so on from the married spouse. Another reason is that he/she has the habit of always tasting new ones.

As long as love is like a falling river when ever touches an obstacle it finds many paths. like wise when we are married and living in that life if you are not getting that much love from your spouse than he / she will miss that every day. at the same time if some one else is giving more love and care than it automatically changes his/her mind and falls on that one. In my research this is the main factor that married people have affairs with others.

Lets talk about sex. If your heart is not fulfilled with sex in your married life you will really get bored. some times you feel that youl are throwing a rope in to the sea. In my studies, as well as others, people in sexless marriages report that they are more likely to have considered divorce, and that they are less happy in their marriages.

Some of our former respondents have kept in touch with me, and the happiest ones are actually those that have moved on to other partners. It may be that lack of sex is a signal that all intimacy in a marriage is over, and that both would be happier in other situations. 

In sum, these situations are just so complicated. Each couple has to examine their specific histories, their motivations and goals, and whether it is worth it to them to work on putting sex back in the marriage. It can be a difficult task and require that people take emotional and physical steps that aren’t comfortable for them.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut..???

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.
.
.
.
.
1. I Love u..
2. Aapki kasam..
3. U r my 1st love..
4. Balance nahi hai..
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
6. Parents sath mein hai..
7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi 
thi..

I am...

I am breathless
I am lifeless
I am lost in my own skin
My days know no beginning
Nor do they know an end

I am fragile
I am vulnerable
I am lost in my own mind
My dreams take me to places
My heart may never find

I am wishful
I am hopeful
I am lost in my own fate
My heart holds out hope
That soon your mind will change

I am waiting
I am anticipating
I am lost inside the past
My love holds out hope
That you’ll someday find your way back.

~tholu~
















I am breathless
I am lifeless
I am lost in my own skin
My days know no beginning
Nor do they know an end

I am fragile
I am vulnerable
I am lost in my own mind
My dreams take me to places
My heart may never find

I am wishful
I am hopeful
I am lost in my own fate
My heart holds out hope
That soon your mind will change

I am waiting
I am anticipating
I am lost inside the past
My love holds out hope
That you’ll someday find your way back.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Life is BOOk of 3 pages.



1st page is birth..

Last page is death..

Centre page is Empty so fill it with Enjoy, Smile, Love & Happines...

Interesting Story

ali wanted to have s#x with a grl on his office, but she belonged to someone else.. one day, ali got frustrated that and went, and said her "i ll give u a rf10000 if u let me screw u". but the grl said NO. ali said, "I ll be v fast. i ll throw the money on the floor, u bend down, and i ll be finished by the time u pick it up." she thought for a moment nd said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.. so she called her BF and told him the story. her BF says, "ask him for rf20000, pick up the money v fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." so she agrees and accepts the proposal. half an hour goes by, and the BF is waiting for his GF to call. finally, after 45minutes, the BF calls and asks what heppened? she responded, "the idiot used coins!"

Saturday, June 1, 2013

7 SINS U MUST NEVER COMMIT AGAINST A WOMAN.


1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love Languages.

- Give her kindness, she'll give u LOVE.
- Give her smiles, she'll give u LAUGHTER.
- Give her your heart, she'll give u her LIFE.
- Give her a house, she'll give u a HOME.
- Give her an idea, she will give
you a PLAN.
- Give her sperm, she'll give u
BABIES.
- Treat Her Like a Queen, She'll make u a KING.
- Love her, and she'll
SUBMIT herself!
- Sin against her and She will
make your life MISERABLE.
Good measure, pressed down and Running over she will send your soul to hell. #FACT

Kolaveri Di

yo boys i am singing song
soup song
flop song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
rhythm correct
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
maintain please
why this kolaveri..di

distance la moon-u moon-u
moon-u color-u white-u
white background night-u nigth-u
night-u color-u black-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

white skin-u girl-u girl-u
girl-u heart-u black-u
eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
my future dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama notes eduthuko
apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready
ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over maama

ok maama now tune change-u

kaila glass
only english..

hand la glass
glass la scotch
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty life-u
girl-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
lovvu lovvu
oh my lovvu
you showed me bouv-u
cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
i want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u

this song for soup boys-u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

flop song