Saturday, December 8, 2012

A famous Inspirational speaker said:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."

Audience was in shock & silence.


He added:

"She was my mother"

A big round of applause & laughter

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.. :P